Going by the provisions of the newly enacted “Electoral-Act-2026”.......,, here below are the most likely expected responses that the frustrated voters might be “giving-out” on the election days when the INEC’s Presiding Officers at the Polling-Units say things like:
“Aaahh,, I have been trying to upload the results -- it is not uploading ooo -- I don't know why it is doing like this..”
Or
“There is no network, this result is refusing to upload”
Or
“I just called the RATECH at the Ward, he said I should start coming to the Ward, that he will help me and FIX it.”
Here below are the likely responses from the people..:
“Oga, you're not going anywhere ooo.. continue trying it. It must work before you step your foot out of this place.”
Or
“Oga,, turn on the wi-fi of your BVAS-Machine let me share my network with you... I have excess network on my phone here”
(or “I have starlink-mini with me here”)
Or
“Mista Corper,, if you know what is good for you, just try any nonsense first..”
Or
“Oga, which RATEL is calling you where.??
Criminal.!!
Tell that RATEL to come here.. You're not going anywhere”
Or
“Oookkaaaayyy.!! So you now use armed soldiers and policemen to come and carry the corper and commot.?? We are going with you -- to wherever you guys are going to.. It is either it works, or it works.. No more, No Less”
YOU CAN ADD YOURS..
[i](I GUESS YOU GOT THE GIST THOUGH.??)
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