HMM! Ladies the only place you should grow hair is on your head-Uti Nwachukwu (Read 116 times)

This is Uti's latest article on body odour..Interesting and hilarious..... DANG!!! Did that just come from you?Usually that’s what goes through your head if you are cursed to be seated close to someone with rancid breath or even worse if you end up in bed with someone who has become one with body odour. Yes, my fellow Nigerians. Quite a number of you smell. Be it body or mouth odour but it has become a threat to social existence in our society because some of you are so selfish and too wicked to bother about personal hygiene. Only money money money una de think? It’s not fair ooooo. Come on people, do you know that the way you smell can even favour or be bad luck to you when you are trying to get employed? I know of a model that was hot and when the designer asked her to try on the clothes, the minute she took her top off. The designer “change face” and said “you know what, I’ve changed my mind, your agency will get back”. He then went back to the casting crew and said : WTF? She smells like s***. This also happens to male models regularly and designers complain. I understand because a friend once borrowed my shirt and I had to turn it to a  rag afterwards. On the other hand, my good friend in Benin borrowed my singlet and it came back smelling of how your box smells when you travel to Jand. Get this, it was unwashed. Now that’s a clean person.